In case you haven't seen or heard of the show before, MTV's Jersey Shore is the latest reality-show-slash-pop-culture phenomenon to hit the airwaves. The season 1 finale drew in the largest ratings MTV has ever had. The show's starting line-up features characters -- sorry, I mean real people -- with names like J-Woww, Snookie, Pauly D and The Situation (pictured above with Mike Tyson at the SpikeTV Video Game Awards).
As the Jersey Shore juggernaut rolled along, we realized that we had one of the show's biggest fans working in the box office. Nope, it's not Dennis.
It's Blake, and he found an online Jersey Shore nickname generator that has amused him to no end.
According to this website, Blake's nickname is "The Condition". He also did nicknames for Kevin Arnst ("K-Train") and Paul Duque ("Juice Box", probably because Pauly D was already taken).
Even though this is supposed to be a Top 10, it was too much fun to stop at just 10. So here are the top-13 Jersey Shore nicknames for the Goldeyes office staff...
13. Andrew Collier - A-Muscle
12. Paul Edmonds - The Body
11. Jonathan Green - The Bicep
10. Regan Katz - R-Gel
9. Dan Chase - The Tan-talizer
8. Scott Taylor - The Blowout
7. Dennis McLean - The Impact
6. Megan Tucker - Hot Spot
5. Sarah Kyrylchuck -Last Call
4. Angie Sanche - The Appointment
3. Judy Jones - The Good Time
2. Jason McRae-King - J-Tan
1. Don Ferguson - Hard Hat
Maybe we'll see these on our staff name badges this year. Then again, maybe not.
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