Having recently celebrated her ___th birthday, retail manager Megan started wondering how the zodiac signs should be ranked and why (i.e. the people born under that sign). Here's what she came up with...
Megan's Top 10 Signs of the Zodiac:
1. Capricorn - ME! ...oh and Dick Weber (founding member and long time star of the Professional Bowlers Association)
2. Scorpio - Lou Ferrigno (The Incredible Hulk) and Alan Young (Famous confidante to Mr. Ed)
3. Virgo - Andrew Collier, George Lazenby (the "Forgotten Bond" appearing in the 6th edition of the hit films) and Colonel Harland Sanders (creator of Kentucky Fried Chicken)
4. Aries - Christopher "I need more cow bell!" Walken... need I say more!
5. Pisces - Tex Avery (creator of Daffy Duck) , Janet Guthrie (first woman to ever drive in the Indy 500 and Daytona 500) and Dr. Seuss
6. Libra - Bo (the First Dog; family pet of the Obamas) and Amy Jo Johnson (the Pink Power Ranger)
7. Taurus - Our very own Blake "The Condition" Schultz, as well as Barbaro (famous race horse) and Sadaharu Oh (hit 868 home runs in a 20 year career in the Japanese Major leagues)
8. Aquarius - Hank Aaron (as we are a Baseball club), Wayne Gretzky (as we AREN'T a hockey club) and Mike Krzyzewski (famous coach for Duke Blue Devils basketball and you guessed it - we aren't a basketball franchise either)
9. Cancer - Bob Dole (former US senator), "The Hoff" David Hasselhoff and Canadian bombshell Pamela Anderson
Leaving three signs fighting for the last spot on the list...
Sagittarius - Bill Nye "The Science Guy" and the Bush twins
Leo - Danny Bonaduce, Napoleon Bonaparte, & Miss Cleo (self proclaimed psychic)
Gemini - Kelly Monaco (winner of the inaugural Dancing with the Stars) and Franz Anton Mesmer (Austrian physician who believed in the healing powers of what he referred to as "Animal Magnetism")
Hmmm... this list is sure to be controversial. Is your zodiac sign too low on the list? Which of the three bubble teams should make the list? Please feel free to discuss
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